remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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