brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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