I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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