After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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