I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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