Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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