Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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