Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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