im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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