I skipped work to stalk him.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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