do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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