while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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