Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?

  (1-209): View more from California

  yes...dear jesus what did you do?

  (209): View more from California

  bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers? (1-209): yes...dear jesus what did you do? (209): bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off. http://tfl.nu/27hf
  Replies (56) Good night (4691) Bad night (726)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time http://tfl.nu/wts0
  Replies (9) Good night (686) Bad night (2672) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream. http://tfl.nu/8fzb
  Replies (5) Good night (5938) Bad night (545) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig http://tfl.nu/ouz6
  Replies (29) Good night (4556) Bad night (1070) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him http://tfl.nu/bwdr
  Replies (21) Good night (6512) Bad night (1538) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me. http://tfl.nu/t7d5
  Replies (19) Good night (1429) Bad night (5415) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): she's crying while babbling "all i do is win" http://tfl.nu/5fua
  Replies (10) Good night (3631) Bad night (839) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester. http://tfl.nu/ljr5
  Replies (10) Good night (3106) Bad night (822) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend? http://tfl.nu/ycxt
  Replies (6) Good night (1001) Bad night (1858) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine. http://tfl.nu/fc29
  Replies (6) Good night (3577) Bad night (1141) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK. http://tfl.nu/2pqx
  Replies (3) Good night (2157) Bad night (577) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run. http://tfl.nu/gma4
  Replies (3) Good night (1822) Bad night (493) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway. http://tfl.nu/fbtk
  Replies (13) Good night (3333) Bad night (795) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing. http://tfl.nu/jldd
  Replies (14) Good night (1469) Bad night (382) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Gonna be tough to beat that next year!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party. (508): Gonna be tough to beat that next year! http://tfl.nu/374f
  Replies (2) Good night (640) Bad night (172)

Randomize