Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't deserve a penis
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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