I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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