I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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