im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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