At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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