she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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