I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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