I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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