Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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