We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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