I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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