Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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