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wakey wakey hands off snakey

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(412): wakey wakey hands off snakey http://tfl.nu/v0if

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Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.

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(217): Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it. http://tfl.nu/fcdd

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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.

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(805): Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die. http://tfl.nu/cdvk

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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?

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(617): how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night? http://tfl.nu/7t3i

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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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(240): i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with. http://tfl.nu/66qi

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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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(205): It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette. http://tfl.nu/u0k7

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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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(602): so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes. http://tfl.nu/egav

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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.

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(815): There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream. http://tfl.nu/rule

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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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(570): Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos. http://tfl.nu/kn72

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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.

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(360): i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident. http://tfl.nu/ming

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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

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(217): So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world. http://tfl.nu/kbv9

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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

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I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

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(312): I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today. (773): I'm not sure which feat is more impressive... http://tfl.nu/ga4t

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Drink for every country you've never heard of.

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Fuuuuuuuuuck

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(815): Drink for every country you've never heard of. (630): Fuuuuuuuuuck http://tfl.nu/g5f9

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I have major gossip for you.

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Oh no, did you have sex last night?

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If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.

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(570): I have major gossip for you. (1-570): Oh no, did you have sex last night? (570): If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited. http://tfl.nu/1upd

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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.

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(617): Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest. http://tfl.nu/hwpt

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