What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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