I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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