Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
my liver is dry heaving
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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