Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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