her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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