This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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