So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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