I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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