Where did you get a picture of my penis
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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