My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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