But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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