I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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