are you still at the devil's house?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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