I skipped work to stalk him.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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