wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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