So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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