no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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