I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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