Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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