Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize