she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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