i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I love you. Go after that dick
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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