I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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