i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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