I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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