I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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